Txtty
ayleen she/her
my life mostly revolves around the internet
when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion
You’re looking for Harry Styles
Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.
“Dong,” he said. “Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.”
“What’s that?” said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.
“Open up,” he said, unzipping. “That’s the fuck doorbell.”
I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book
shout out to my bi babes reading how this is ‘a huge step for gays and lesbians’
you’re still valid and this is a victory for you too!
Same goes for pansexual and polysexual people!
and asexuals and everyone who’s part of the “grey area”
…how on earth do asexuals and grey area people benefit at ALL through the new law?
someone who is asexual might want to marry someone of the same sex
You don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone or have sex with someone to want to marry them and there are non-heteroromantic aces/gray area people…
usual reminder that ace/aro doesn’t mean anti-relationship, it just means approaching relationships differently than heteronormative thinking expects.
SIGNAL BOOST
if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free
DON’T CLICK IT
it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.
Summary: Everyone sees the world in shades of black and white until they touch their soulmate for the first time. A soulmate AU with 2009!Phan.
Notes: Basically, my favorite song on Troye’s new album is BLUE and this is what I think about every time I listen to it.
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“I know you see in black and white
So I’ll paint you a clear blue sky
Without you I am colorblind
It’s raining every time I open my eyes”
~*~*~
Dan was five when he first learned about color.